A bizarre mix of blue-blooded elites and reluctant rulers, the Royals may disagree on how to act, but they all share one thing: a completely unhinged sense of self-importance. Some embrace their status, draped in gold, demanding applause for simply existing. Others reject it—edgy, rebellious, self-proclaimed "anti-royals"—but somehow still expect everyone to acknowledge their superiority anyway.

One thing is certain: you will bow. Maybe out of respect. Maybe out of fear. Maybe because failing to do so means accidentally declaring war. And if you think ignoring them is an option? Think again. The Cartel mysteriously "handles" dissent, the Media ensures your reputation is forever ruined, and before you know it, you’re standing trial for a crime that may or may not exist.

Are they wise? Are they just? Doesn’t matter. Either way, one thing’s for sure—if a Royal walks in, drop everything and start clapping. Trust me, it’s easier that way.