War heroes or walking disasters? Depends on who you ask. Some fought valiantly in the Great Battle of the Sneaky Islands, earning their scars in glorious combat. Others? Yeah… they slipped on a banana peel and lost an eye. Either way, they wear their injuries with pride (or shame, depending on the level of stupidity involved).

Blood seeps, limbs dangle, and yet they keep moving—hobbling, rolling, crawling, or just dramatically flopping forward like they meant to do that. Some see them as legends, symbols of bravery and sacrifice. Others just see a bunch of broken-down fools who should’ve ducked. Either way, one thing’s for sure—if a Wounded one is coming your way, have a medic or a mop ready.